Microwavy, Infinitely-Two: The Scrolls

We are jump-kicking off the rolly office-chairs at once, as one, in freeze-frame unity of immortally infinite eternity.
Doubly dangerous, double-variable calculus in the portable -- done side-by-side, like brothers of an eternal unity-bond forevermore, serious.
I am your teammate in a lazer-war for it all, no holding back this time, dudes.
Double-player mode next-level upwards bound to each other like super-superglue.
We both play soccer! And on the same team! Yeeeesss!